Hormone Hostage

by Simon 19 Replies latest social humour

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  Robdar

  Shakita,

  I laffed so hard I cried. Thanks for posting that joke.

  Love,

  Robyn
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  SweatPea

  Simon..........PMS actually stands for "Putting up with Mens Sh--"
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  Solace

  Simon & Angharad

  You two are adorable!

  Edited by - heaven on 13 December 2002 19:14:40
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  COMF

  EAT 103 Burping And Belching Discreetly

  First I need to learn the difference between the two, I guess.

  SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

  Interestingly enough, and in contrast with the implication here, I find that it's the ladies who are most interested in sex in the morning. If "it" isn't awake, they will initiate contact (whether or not I'm asleep) to assist it in coming to life. If "it" is awake but I am not, they will continue the tactile sensations until "it" wakes the rest of me up.

  Awake and at your service, ma'amzelle...

  Edited by - COMF on 13 December 2002 19:19:2
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  Soledad

  1. People Make Me Sick

  lolol!!!! that's me!!!

  Angharad you're awesome!!!
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  bikerchic

  Haha here's my contribution........

  Regarding those pesky mamograms:

  Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there's no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam, and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared. And you can do this right in your own home!

  Exercise 1:

  Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between the door and the main box. Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for five seconds (while you hold your breath). Repeat again, in case the first time wasn't effective enough.

  Exercise 2:

  Visit your garage at 3 am when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat for the other breast.

  Exercise 3:

  Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set an appointment with the stranger to meet next week and do it again!!

  CONGRATULATIONS! Now you have nothing at all to worry about when you go for your Mammogram!

  and there is something about men...................

  ..... just a thought for all you women out there: MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? And when we have real problems, it's HISterectomy! Send this to all the women you know, and brighten their day!... P.S. Don't forget the "GUY"necologist!

  Katie (who loves her man)
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  Angharad

  LOL Wednesday - sorry we got you banned!
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  Fe2O3Girl

  BIKERCHIC!!!! That is so funny! It is a good job I was not drinking anything when I read your post. Very well observed. Thanks for the laugh, or should I say Thanks for the mammary.......
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  Simon

  Sorry Wednesday !

  ... maybe you caught them at a 'sensitive time' lol
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  Scully

  I thought this thread would be a good place for a picture I just received.

  The caption is: What Every Woman Wants