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emancipated

why did you pick an uninspired prophet class in 1919 that all people must realize that you did this or be destroyed? And why did you make it so difficult to tell that you picked them by letting them make so many mistakes?

hippikon

How did you manage so many mistakes?

Actualy Im with Dmouse - Why don't you communicate?

Iwasyoungonce

how many angels can fit on the head of a pin?

As many as wants to.

happyout

What happens after this life?

rebel

I would also like to ask him why it is so difficult to find him and get to know him. Why is the Bible so difficult to understand (if it is his word) and why didn't you make it easy for us mere humnas to know if there was one true religion and how to follow it. Why so many conflicting ideas - surely, an almighty creature can let us know where he is, why he is and what he intends to do. It is all so vague.

blondie

Hello this is Blondie, God's secretary. He has been busy trying to find answers to your questions. (edit: these are said tongue in cheek) Here they are:

Will the Lakers make a come back?

Not soon enough.

Whats next weeks lotto numbers?

48 33 24 27 8 19 2 (now figure out which lotto)

What the hell is YOUR problem?

I have no problems. I eliminate them.

Isn't it a beautiful day today?

Thank you.

Where did you come from?

Pleiades constellation

Why do You allow all this suffering here on earth?

I thought humans wanted to rule themselves without interference from me?

is there a one true religion

Yes

Was it 607BC or 587BC?

Actually it was neither.

Are you really 3 in 1?

You are confusing me with 3 in 1 oil.

What's your real name?

Elvis

So what's the punchline to this cruel joke?

What's the joke?

Should I get schlong reduction surgery?

I think it is too small already, don't you?

What's the purpose of those little black hairs that grow on my big toe?

I don't care, I only care about the hairs on your head.

Where are you?

Right behind you but invisible

When can I come home to be with you God and with my mother whom I love and miss so much?

Soon enough, unless you want to go right now.

Who killed Jimmy Hoffa and where is he?

The same person that killed JFK. Jimmy is up here with me.

Can you make a rock so heavy you can't lift it and how many angels can fit on the head of a pin?

Why? What size pin?

Why won't you answer my questions?

I have been but you aren't listening.

why did you pick an uninspired prophet class in 1919 that all people must realize that you did this or be destroyed? And why did you make it so difficult to tell that you picked them by letting them make so many mistakes?

Which scripture is that in? I don't remember having anyone write that down. By their fruits you will know them.

How did you manage so many mistakes?

I never make mistakes only adjustments and clarifications.

What happens after this life?

What's wrong with this one? I've only had one life.

would also like to ask him why it is so difficult to find him and get to know him.

No pain, no gain.

Why is the Bible so difficult to understand (if it is his word) and why didn't you make it easy for us mere humans to know if there was one true religion and how to follow it.

No pain, no gain.

Why so many conflicting ideas - surely, an almighty creature can let us know where he is, why he is and what he intends to do.

Where I am--hey it's crowded enough up here with over 200,000,000 angels plus.

Why I is (woops) am--because.

What I intend to do--the same things I have been doing for eternity

Edited by - Blondie on 10 December 2002 16:53:23

Iwasyoungonce

Blondie,

Isn't a better answer to

Where are you?

(Added) The answer you gave to my question is my prayer to you.

Edited by - Iwasyoungonce on 10 December 2002 16:44:37

JH

Thank-you, my secretary(blondie). If someone wants to speak to me, tell them I'm taking a nap for the next 6000 years.

nelly1

now dont laugh ok?? LOL i have always wanted to know the answer to this question and when you think about it its weird:

"why do men have nipples????"

they dont need them they dont feed babies, is it just for show so they dont look weird with a bare chest???LOL orrr?? just dont get that one does anyone have the answer???

and dont u dare say in case they want to change sex LOLOLOL

Mystla

WHY?

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