Ask God a Question

by JH 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • Jesika
    Jesika

    Is there other intelligent life? (hoping he wouldn't laugh at humans classifing themselves this way)

    Of course I don't believe in god so I guess I wouldn't be in the line to ask any ?'s huh?

  • emancipated
    emancipated

    I loved your answers Blondie! YOu really must be Gods secretary. I have another one for you to ask God. Why did he make us so stupid that we can't figure things out?

    I relay my thanks in advance for asking him.

    Also ask him how Noah got all dem animals on the Ark or wasn't there a global flood after all.

  • thewiz
    thewiz

    did Freddy try to take over when he got there?

    and

    why m osquitoes?

  • ApagaLaLuz
    ApagaLaLuz

    What is the purpose of the stars, moons, planets? What is the big picture outside of earth?

    Sorry, I know i already asked a question but I decided not to waste it asking about my hairy toes

    Chevy of the 'needs a pedicure' class

  • thewiz
    thewiz

    nelly1
    and the matter of nipples i have it on the utmost authority, from the never ending speculation of Russell, 
    the stuper of RutherFord, the condescention of Knorr, the hypocrisy of Franz, and the irrespressable,
    can't shut <b>"me"</b> up Henscel 
    "symmetry baby," how would it look if a man had a single tit in the middle of his chest 
    or none at all, plus where would he hang himself to prove himself a man in those Indian rituals. 
  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    blondie: Very good......lol

  • blondie
    blondie

    More answers from God.

    Why do men have nipples?

    http://www.salon.com/health/feature/1999/06/08/nipples/

    W

    hy do men have nipples? To prove they're mammals, obviously.

    It seems that human embryos develop mammary tissue before they

    bother to check on whether they're going to be male or female and

    start modifying the basic plan with surges of this or that hormone.

    After only a few weeks, milk ridges form -- two stripes of tissue that

    start in the armpits, curve out over the chest, go straight down the

    stomach and then veer in toward the groin, ending somewhere high

    on each thigh. Later the milk ridges regress to some extent,

    usually leaving us with just two nipples.

    Is there other intelligent life?

    Define intelligent.

    Why did he make us so stupid that we can't figure things out?

    Stupid is as stupid does.

    Did Freddy try to take over when he got there?

    Freddy who?

    Why mosquitoes?

    Why not?

    What is the purpose of the stars, moons, planets?

    They are the ornaments on the Christmas tree of the universe.

    What is the big picture outside of earth?

    For those that are interested, I will be picking up anyone interested in seeing the big picture just behind the next comet that enters your solar system.

    http://anw.com/halebopp/Applewhite.htm

    Edited by - Blondie on 11 December 2002 10:58:59

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