News Reports that sound dirty, but aren't

by SixofNine 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    sub-heading from msnbc story on N. Korean ship carrying missles:

    GROWING TENSION WITH PYONGYANG

    Lead story on Motley Fool newsletter:

    Bush Fills Slots, Feels Heat

    Now mi compadre, you try one:

  • riz
    riz

    this one sounds dirty:

    Jenna Bush's Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling

    i like this one too:

    Tiger Woods plays with his own balls, Nike says.
    this is fun
  • LucidSky
    LucidSky

    Panda mating fails, veterinarian takes over

    Some are just too into their work...

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    SPAZ

  • ApagaLaLuz
    ApagaLaLuz

    Yay! Finally a topic I can relate to :)

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek

    Supposedly these are all real headlines:

    PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE

    CONDOM FAULTS COULD LEAD TO DATING POLICY

    STATE: SEX WITH MINOR WORTH FELONY CHARGE

    Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

    Stud tires out

    Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over

    Soviet virgin lands short of goal again

    Never withhold herpes infection from loved one

    Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

    Queen Mary having bottom scraped

    Organ festival ends in smashing climax

  • meadow77
    meadow77

    We have a new store coming to our local mall, called Dick's Sporting Goods. The sign announcing it's arrival says "Dick's Coming Soon" You gotta wonder, doesn't anybody ever proofread this stuff?

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    These are great. Perhaps we should look for dirty sounding WT/Awake titles.

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    Hm, that could be a little tuffer. They have pretty good editors. It's a bit of a stretch, however these r from their current issues on their site:

    Will ALL MEN Ever Be EQUAL?
    *smirk*
    H ealthy F un
    ON TWO WHEELS

    *come on, use yer 'magination* lol
    Gardening
    the Organic Way

    *hehe* can't do dat in the big city.

    i dunno.
    sumfin like dat?

    SPAZ

    Fineprint:
    No they aren't, and yes u warned me. ;)
    Your caution helped in more wayz than u know.
    Thx eh. u da man. as alwayz. :p

  • meadow77
    meadow77

    Edited by - meadow77 on 14 December 2002 3:45:27

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