I'll probably have some paint that I need to watch dry that night.
Ignored One.
What Are You Doing On April 4th,2004?
by minimus 27 Replies latest jw friends
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Swan
So how come they can pinpoint the date of the Memorial more accurately than even the Jews who have been doing it for over 4000 years, yet the WTBTS has consistently missed every date prediction for the end of the world/coming of Christ/end of 6000 years since the 1870's?
Lets see, there's 1872, 1874, 1878, 1914, 1918, 1925, 1941, 1975, and the "by the end of our century statement." 1984 and 1994 weren't really official, so we'll let them slide on those.
Then there are the historical dates that they can't get right. Man is only about 6000 years old, in spite of the fossil record and carbon dating that says otherwise. The animals, fish and birds are about another 7000 years older than that (correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't any AID book anymore to look up the chronology). Science and math indicate that they aren't correct there either. And then there are some dates they apparently just made up because it was convenient, such as the year 607 BC as the fall of Jerusalem, a full twenty years earlier than the date historians have said.
Not a good track record at all. It would be laughable except for the fact that so many people look at this Memorial date announcement as practically a revelation from God himself.
Tammy
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ApagaLaLuz
Hey Big Tex. I actually did go this years Blah
But no plans for next year. In fact, I think on April 4th 2004 I have plans to smoke a lot of pot, then have lots of sex. Not till after sundown though of course
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Big Tex
Hey Chevy! Which comes first?
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joannadandy
The magic words were uttered
A bottle of beaujolais, a hunk of gouda . . . .
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TR
What Are You Doing On April 4th,2004?
I believe I'm scheduled for schlong reduction surgery on that date.
TR
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Sirona
I'm having a baby on that date.
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NeonMadman
I have definite plans to be nowhere near a Kingdom Hall on that night.