You have your dissertations about 607/1914, I have my dissertations about 607/1914:
If Jesus "took Kingdom Power(tm) and "began Ruling(tm)" in 1914, then please ask any dub this rather simple question:
"What in the hell has he been DOING in the last EIGHTY-EIGHT years?" "Where is there ANY evidence that he is the KING of EVERYTHING, including this planet?" ANY evidence. Just a little evidence. Not a lot, not all of it, not even just a little of it, just ANY of it.
So far, he's been proven to be the most IMPOTENT and disattached King in the history of this planet, if dub bullshit is to be believed.
The only people doing any actual RULING are those miserable old assholes on the GB who promote that shit.
Ask a dub THAT, and forget your own dissertations! My dissertations are simpler and more to the point. (I used to be a window-washer too, so I can relate to dub Elders and anyone else in their hierarchy)
If you don't like that dissertation, I've got other dissertations! Here's one I did about 6 years ago:
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1914 For Dummies
Reader Beware! There is a lot of "Deep" scriptural material ahead!
607 B.C. is the fundamental date critical to supporting the entire JW framework of prophetic chronology. This date, unique to only JWs, has been rejected by virtually EVERY other Bible historian and archaeologist, which, of course, PROVES it MUST be the "Truth".
But, what the heck! Let's forge ahead and assume this date is correct, anyway.
1914 is the single most important date in JW doctrine, and is the result of using 607 B.C as an "anchor date", using the book of Daniel, Chapter 4, as proof.
This is based upon the following, simple reasoning:
7 "times" doesn't mean "7 times". It means "7 years". But,"7 years" doesn't really mean 7 "years", either. It means "7 years of days". But, the "days" in "years of days" doesn't really mean "years of days, in which the days actually mean "days", but means "years of days, in which the "days" actually mean "years".
Therefore, it is easy for even a fool to see that "7 times" REALLY means "7 years" but which really means "7 years of days", but which then really means "7 years of days which aren't really days, but years", or simply stated "7 years of days of which days are really years". To put it even so a child can understand it, it means that the "times" aren't "times" at all, but are "years", which aren't "years" at all, but are "years of days", which aren't "days" at all, but are "years" AFTER all, even though they were originally CALLED "times"!
Got all that? There's more...
Strangely, however, for all of this to work, this fulfillment, based upon an ANCIENT text, still requires the use of the ANCIENT calendar for the MODERN fulfillment to work out to 1914. Therefore, ancient text + ancient calendar = modern date in modern calendar.
When doing your calculations, don't forget that there is no "zero year" from B.C to A.D. C.T. Russell forgot that and was quite embarrassed about it. The official WTBS explanation in later, revised, editions of his books was that "the battery was very low in his calculator at that time" and he wasn't aware of it until after the material was printed.
Lastly, the book of Daniel was prophesied to remain "sealed" until the "last days", which, as we know, began in 1914, according to the simple reasoning just presented. So, Russell had to figure out a way to, somehow "unseal" Daniel before it was prophesied that Daniel WOULD be "unsealed" so he could then put forth a prophecy which pointed to exactly when Daniel WAS to be "unsealed", namely at the start of the "last days", in 1914. Russell, therefore, successfully used a "sealed" book to calculate the exact date it was to be "unsealed", which at that time it was officially, "unsealed", but Russell "unsealed" it before that, because he wanted to know beforehand when it WOULD be "unsealed", because only THEN would he know when the "last days" were to start, which was, of course, when Daniel actually WAS to be "unsealed". Got all that?
Understanding this takes a "discerning eye" because it is very, very "DEEP"!
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Ask a dub to refute THAT! I can almost guarantee what they'll say: "Oh, he's just BITTER" No facts, no rebuttal, no evidence, just a simple "Oh, he's just BITTER." Then they go merrily along in braindead-land and forget everything and think they won the argument.
Farkel
Edited by - Farkel on 17 December 2002 21:15:45