What was the first thing Adam REALLY said to Eve?

by nicolaou 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • nicolaou
    nicolaou

    Stand back baby, I don't know how BIG this thing gets!
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    Nic'
    [with head hanging in shame and waiting for the flak]

    . http://communities.msn.co.uk/altJehovahsWitnesses

  • WhyNow2000
    WhyNow2000

    You want some apple?

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Of course, you're assuming the thing never worked until he met Eve. According to the Bible, God offered Adam some animals first. No wonder it never worked before he met Eve.

    Farkel

  • Prisca
    Prisca
    According to the Bible, God offered Adam some animals first.

    That is the most ludicrous thing I have ever heard, but Farkel, since you made the allegation, do you care to share with us the scripture upon which you make this assertion?

  • trevor
    trevor

    'Can we find some place alone where God won't insist
    on watching us - he's worse than a mother-in-law?'

  • logical
    logical

    Prisca, you look so much like that woman out "The Net", very alike.

    Strange

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Why thank you logical, I take that as a big compliment.

  • Carmel
    Carmel

    Adam to Eve "What's yer sign baby"?

    carmel

    BTW Prisca, Farkster comes with grains of salt. Don't let his humor get to ya. He (Jehovah) had Adam "naming" the animals not "knowing" them!!!

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    Hey Eve, too bad you aren't built more like me, then we could really have some fun!

    hee hee

    joel the bare bear

  • stephenw20
    stephenw20

    I want to KNOW you!

    NOW!~

    Gen 4:1 And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD.

    *EG*

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