What was the first thing Adam REALLY said to Eve?

by nicolaou 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Osarsif
    Osarsif
    That is the most ludicrous thing I have ever heard, but Farkel, since you made the allegation, do you care to share with us the scripture upon which you make this assertion?

    See http://observer.org/sex/adamsex.asp

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Thanks Osarif for the reference to your web-page, and I looked up the quote in the "Freedom of the Sons of God" book, and you quoted the book perfectly.

    However, just because the book makes such a rediculous assertion, still doesn't mean it's correct. I looked up what it said in the Bible, and the Bible makes it clear that the animals were brought to Adam to be named.

    It does go on to say that "for man there was found no helper as a compliment of him." (Gen 2.20)

    It does not imply that God offered Adam the animals for his sexual pleasure.

    The Bible is stating the fact that the animal kingdom was not suitable for what Adam really needed. Hence God created Eve.

  • zev
    zev
    What was the first thing Adam REALLY said to Eve?

    Good, now I don't have to be a hermaphradite

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    zev
    Sitting on the Wrong Side of the Fence Class

  • nicolaou
    nicolaou

    quote:
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    What was the first thing Adam REALLY said to Eve?
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    WHERE'S MY DINNER!?

    . http://communities.msn.co.uk/altJehovahsWitnesses

  • Osarsif
    Osarsif

    quote:
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    What was the first thing Adam REALLY said to Eve?
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    WHERE'S MY RIB?

  • agent2863
    agent2863
    What was the first thing Adam REALLY said to Eve?

    "You're new here, aren't you?"

  • JAVA
    JAVA
    What was the first thing Adam REALLY said to Eve?

    Do I have a clean shirt?

    --JAVA
    ...counting time at the Coffee Shop

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    quote:
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    What was the first thing Adam REALLY said to Eve?
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    "So, do you come here often?"

  • dark clouds
    dark clouds

    first thing said to eve was:

    "Eve meet Lylith, my other wife. . . ."

  • stephenw20
    stephenw20

    Eves reply...........

    You want to do WHAT?

    what have you been doing before I got here.............

    adam " puzzeled...."but I thought...........".

    eve said "well keep thinkin............buddy !

    now

    look at your hands....

    ok now repeat after me....... " your all I got tonite!"

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