Just when I was thinking going out and clubbing one over the head and dragging her to my cave .lol
How To Get A Good Wife!
by Englishman 14 Replies latest jw friends
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Englishman
Ex-Pat,
Ah, I was very devious. I saw her in the casino in which she worked, and found out that she was a fan of Cat Stevens. Then I talked to her over the bar about a super folk-club that I used to attend, and sure enough, one night she turned up with her cousin and expressed surprise that I was there. LOL.
The following night I took her to a Tom Paxton concert, discovered she liked footy and went to see Pompey play against Nottingham Forest together.
Thgen I dragged her home by her hair and....
Englishman.
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Simon
You smoothy !
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D8TA
Find a prostitute and marry her. (Hosea 1:1-3)
Amen brother!
Some sound biblical advice...finally! Since my street is crawling with them, how can one choose?
Ah yes. Prayer.
Dear Jehobie,
Gimmie a buxom raven haired babe with firm backsides. May she be covered with but one tattoo and knoweth how to use a surf-board. Send me a working girl that doesn't take crap; their crap, my crap...anyone's crap. May she be well trained in Ju-Jitsu, so she may vanquish thy enemies, and whose volcabulary would make a coal miner or sailor blush. May she have at least a full set of teeth and very few battle scars. May you please, ever so graceful one, gimmie a chick who can compete with me in contests of passing of gas. May she be a bride who can drink me under the table, yet be as skinny as a stick.
Yours truly, in Jebus' nome'
D8TA
P.S. Thank you for sending 40 girls meeting the criteria already, but can you just send that "special" someone soon.
Amen.
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LyinEyes
This was just brilliant Eman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heathen, don't give up on your caveman idea,,,,,,,,,,, that is how WildTurkey got me, and he keeps me in line pretty much with that club too.