JWs at my door

by larc 13 Replies latest jw friends

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  Mary

  Oooooh Larc, this is hilarious!! Good luck in trying to keep a straight face during your "bible study" LOL!

  One thing I would definitely try though, is when they start in on how Jesus "returned" in 1914 and the insane explantion they give on how they come to this conclusion, just look at them shocked and say "Uh, the city of Jerusalem was destroyed in 586 BCE......where on earth did you get 607 BCE from?" heh-heh-heh-heh............make sure you've got some stuff to back up your claim..........their freakin' heads will have spun around by the time they leave.........the implications after all, are too enormous for them to ignore......
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  meadow77

  Happy Man- I read your link and I can't stop LMAO. You are hilarious and I can only hope that one day you will be able to see a pile of dookie for what it is, a pile of dookie. The JW's can back peddle all they want. but the facts speak for themselves.
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  larc

  happyman, I don't need to read anything about what I should say to them, or how they will answer. I know how they are programmed, because I was once so programmed myself. I know how they think and feel done to the core of my being, and I know how to talk to them too. Perhaps, I might get them to think. Happyman, some of things that are bothering you, which you have discussed here, are also bothering them.
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  meadow77

  I found this gem of a story on the internet. I thought it might work if you were just trying to get rid of them.

  I think the Jehovah's Witness people already have me on their list. A fast story about a Witness encounter. Years ago, when I was married to my first wife, I was trapped on the front porch of the house by a Witness. I am not the kind of guy who would turn the dog on the guy, even though I had a dog who would make lunch out of the guy. We were getting dressed to go to a wedding. I was ready to go and Lorraine was still trying to figure out which truckload of makeup to use on her face. She was not even close to being dressed. I will say, though, that I thought she looked fine in underwear. Well, after about 20 minutes this Witness guy was still bending my ear. At this point Lorraine walks out of the house onto the porch wearing only a black bra and panties and says to me, "We better get out of here before your wife comes home." I think the Witness set his shoes on fire trying to get away from the house in a hurry. This is a true story.

  Even though the marriage went in the garbage, I still enjoy the story. The second wife is working out much better, but I don't think she would walk out on the porch in her underwear.

  Enjoy your show, Paul Puglies