A Masturbators Greatest Fear...

by Englishman 22 years ago 27 Replies latest 22 years ago social relationships

heathen 22 years ago

Well if you're catholic I think it's 3 our fathers and a hail mary evertime you do it .lol I do remember reading in the mosaic law that an unclean discharge of semen would cost ya a couple of turtle doves .

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Big Tex 22 years ago

Especially by Uncle Willie.

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troucul 22 years ago

hey refiner, does that work conversely, that since I'm a chronic masturbator, does that mean I'm a priest?
Oh well, back to painting the ceiling...
Edited by - troucul on 4 January 2003 14:0:18

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Elsewhere 22 years ago

Oh GREAT! Now dead relatives are a bunch of PERVS!

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Sargon 22 years ago

And I thought the greatest fear was your hand falling asleep!!!

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logical 22 years ago

if i was a ghost the last people id watch wanking would be my relatives. thats sick.

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Surreptitious 22 years ago

I remember when I was a kid suddenly thinking, "Oh no!!! Brother Knorr SAW that!!!"

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Windchaser 22 years ago

I hate to beat a dead horse, but....
This is another reason to order one of my soon-to-be-famous penis warmers. You can pretend that you are having a 'hard' time putting it on!

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Mac 22 years ago

Wind,
That was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mac

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professor 22 years ago

Because all those anointed brothers and sisters who'd gone to their heavenly reward would be watching.....
You mean the remnant gets to watch newlywed sisters get their cherries popped! And I thought being annointed would be boring!

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