Dubs Just At The Door! (After Two Year Absence!)

by Stephanus 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Sitting at computer and hear two males talking as they come up our path. Already suspicious, but when I peep out of my crack in the curtain, I see two blokes I don't recognise, wearing long-sleeved collared shirts and ties in what is strictly t-shirt weather. Suspicion confirmed. I run to the loungeroom where my wife is already crossing the floor to answer the knock at the door. I say: "It's the Dubs! Stall them until I get dressed!" (I'm still in my pjs) A couple of minutes later I get to the door and they say "Oh, hi! Just telling your wife we're giving away this pamphlet about the coming new earth..."

    Me: Do you have the latest Towers and Awake!s?

    Man1: Yes. You like reading them, do you?

    Me: Oh yes! ()

    They tell me what's in the mags, esp. the January 8th Awake! They tell me that it's about this great victory the JWs won in the face of religious persecution - an attempt to suppress their right to free speech! (boo, hoo!)

    Me: Is that the Stratton Ohio case?

    Man1: Er, yes

    Me: You DO realise that that case wasn't just about JWs, but about requiring anyone who goes door to door to have a permit issued by the council?

    Man1: Er, yes...

    Me: They're not saying in the Awake! that this is an act of persecution purely against JWs, are they?? ()

    Man1: Er, no...

    They departed amicably, so maybe we'll get more of them in a few months' time...

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    That is too funny!!

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  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Here's the cover of that Awake!:

    Is it just me(?) - this pic made the phrase "Wrapping oneself in the flag" come to me when I saw it... Surely not!

  • Blueblades
    Blueblades

    Stephanus,What clarity! You set him straight on the religious persecution complex thing.In brief anyone, salesmen,girl scouts,etc were being challenged with the CONSTITUTIONALITY of needing a permit to publicy approach people uninvited.Um Er yes your right.

    They still using that paradise earth pamphlet about the coming new earth,coming new earth,coming new earth ,coommmmiiinnnngggg newwwww earth.When?Sooooooonnnnnnnnn!

    You like reading them ,do you?This ones about religious persecution against the witnesses,WRONG!! NOT!!! OH! ER! UM! No I'm not saying that,thank you for clarifying that for me,I don't want to go to the next door and make the same mistake,boy are you astute!

    Good heads up Stephanus, Blueblades

  • Beans
    Beans

    Steph, I would have invited them in for some good apostate conversation man!

    Beans

    http://Quotes.JehovahsWitnesses.com

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    That reminds me, shouldn't there be a US flag somewhere in this pic? Is editing it out their way of pretending they still adhere to being "neutral"?

  • D8TA
    D8TA

    * Governing Body breaks out their own little horn *

    * polishes it up all nice & neat *

    Toot. Toot.

  • LDH
    LDH

    I think they would have appreciated some of your fine artwork!!!

    Of course it pisses me off that $(%&ing nutcase JWs who don't even HAVE freedom of speech will be placing selling this magazine.

    Lisa

    Edited by - LDH on 6 January 2003 20:22:29

  • onthego
    onthego

    The Watchtower heads over regular kind JWs are trying to hide the child molestation coverup etc behind a picture of the U.S. Supreme Court. Also recently they tried to pretend they don't use (or mislead about the common usage of) "theocratic warfare" misspeaking or lying but saying "no Christian wants to lie" instead of "no Christian can lie", in itself word gamery or TW deception.

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