10 reasons not to live in Canada

by MARTINLEYSHON 14 Replies latest social humour

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  MARTINLEYSHON

  1. The immigration officers think that they are little demigods

  2. Its way to cold in the winter

  3. There are to many mossie bites in the summer

  4. The people are way to friendly

  5. The drug problem is way out of control ( Hey Dude )

  6. Revenue Canada will revoke your Passport and Drivers Licence if they are not paid

  7. They all drive on the wrong side of the road

  8 They all drive to slow

  9.There are far to many DENNY'S for my liking

  10. All service providers expect a tip even if they are given bad service.

  My advice to all you canucks is to turn the light off as the last one of you leaves
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  Stan Conroy

  I have never seen a Denny's in Canada.

  Stan
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  larc

  Hey, Hey, Hey, don't pick on my friends to the north of me. First off, they drive on the proper side of the street, just like we do. Second, Denny's is a fine institution - good food, reasonable prices, and open 24 hours a day.
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  Lady Lee

  Got Denny's here in Manitoba but I never saw one in Quebec
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  b_ster

  1. If the Canadian immigration officers are little demigods, then I don't know what the American ones are..

  2. Are you talking about Nunavut?

  3. Ever heard of a bug zapper?

  4. I'm sorry, is that a problem?

  5. What you call a drug, we call medicine.

  7. No you drive on the wrong side of the road!

  8. I take it you have never visited Ontario and driven on the 401.

  9. Zero Denny's...(That's an American icon!) But *lots* of Tim Horton's

  10. Are you sure you aren't talking about the US of A?!
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  Matty

  Why hasn't someone done "10 reasons not to live in Wales" for Martin, I'm sure he'd appreciate it!
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  Robdar

  Hey now, no need to insult Canada. Canada is a beautiful country. Too bad it has Canadians! jk

  Robyn
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  MARTINLEYSHON

  Hey Mattey Now there is no need to insult wales. A land of rolling hillsides, song, poets, welshcakes, and of course D Thomas.
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  Simon

  It would be hard to decide which 10 to pick out
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  Matty

  I heard that a Welsh geologist has claimed that Wales is much bigger than England because of its hills. If Wales were rolled out as flat as England, it would be the bigger country of the two.