A Dirty D8TA Secret - A Confession!

by D8TA 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Good riddance to Muffy. You did the world a favor D8TA.

    Farkel

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    I thought this little news item from our neck of the woods might make you feel better. You are not alone!

    Daily Blurbs by Bill Welch

    February 2, 2002 - I'm not sure what in the minds of some St. Albert teens (near Edmonton) today who accosted a 10-year-old boy and killed his dog by hanging it from a slide by its leash. I'd hate to think of what they're going to do as adults.

    February 5, 2002 - It turns out that the kid from St. Albert was lying to cover up the fact that he accidentally killed his own dog. Talk about a good example of tangled webs and practicing deception. His little lie became international news.

    Edited by - jgnat on 7 January 2003 17:16:1

  • D8TA
    D8TA

    This happened about 17 years ago. I really had no intent to do anything dishonest. I remember being scared and the thought of actually (as I should of done) doing the "right" thing. I remember when I chickened out, when I saw that ugly brown car in their driveway and the idea of "getting away with it" entered my mind. I remember, that after all was done, that I had not accomplished a grand master plan...but rather a quick thinking desperate action that turned out the way it did, I remember feeling lucky.

    Come to think of it, whenever I enter the realm of probability, most of the time...it doesn't swing my way. This event was one of the very few times events had unfolded the way it did. I can't credit my imagination, because I acted on impulse really. In all, I thought I was going to be caught somehow. It's weird, how sometimes the most illogical and unsound plans work out the way they do.

    I don't even think Mr. & Mrs. Olsen are alive anymore. Mrs. Olsen being around late 60's and Mr. Olsen in the early 70's when this happened.

  • LovesDubs
    LovesDubs

    There was a family here in West Palm Beach visiting from Ohio, had their car stolen with their tiny dog in it...guy ditched the dog at some Burger King and took off. He got caught but three grueling days of terror and tears ensued to find "Lisa"...I swear I have never seen such attachment to a dog. The family including the men were all over the TV crying and crying about losing that dog and to PLEEEEEEEASE return her. Finally the couple who were forced into taking Lisa, tracked down where she was from and got ahold of the police. The reunion was on TV and omygod you would have thought it was a BABY who was taken the way these people carried on!

    "Oh LISA!! Tell Mommy where youve BEEN what HAPPENED to you oh LIIIIIISAAAAAA"

  • RedhorseWoman
    RedhorseWoman
    I don't even think Mr. & Mrs. Olsen are alive anymore. Mrs. Olsen being around late 60's and Mr. Olsen in the early 70's when this happened.

    Doesn't matter. Buy a poodle for their heirs. (Of course, this is totally tongue-in-cheek, but the stupid emoticons don't work on my work PC, so I can't display any cute, little smilies.)

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    God tells me you're lieing to make this story more palatable; Muffy didn't really bite you now did she? (may she rest in peace). Santa is going to hear about this young man. This is non-justifiable doggy-cide; where is CONCERNED LAWYER?!!!

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    bwahahaahhahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Stupid dog. Deserved it. and they deserved it for not taking care of their shitty dog.

    ash

  • Marcos
    Marcos

    Hey D8TA,

    Hey, you were a kid, what 15 or 16? Out in YOUR yard tending to your own business. The stupid dog came onto your property and bit you! You must have been the calmest, coolest kid around to have taken the constant yapping for so long.

    Personally, I can't stand the way some people won't control their animals. It was a DOG, not a human. The owners were out of line and rude for not controlling it. You killed it. So what? You felt bad about it, you wanted to make it right. Just couldn't stand the thought of the recriminations and emotional tidal wave that would have overcome you (Olsons, Mom, Dad, the Congregation).

    BTW, nice touch with the passenger-side tire thing. Santa Maria! I'm gonna get in so much trouble here for saying this but, nice to know it was a french poodle (or a damn chihuahua). Heh, heh, heh.

    I'm an animal lover. But I love them in their place.

    Marcos

    Edited by - marcos on 7 January 2003 17:56:20

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    I won't believe a single word of this story until I see a picture of your right butt cheek.

    Craig

  • AlanF
    AlanF

    : I won't believe a single word of this story until I see a picture of your right butt cheek.

    Who is this, really?

    AlanF

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