Wondering how my post became something entirely different LOL
What could it be.....
by SheilaM 18 Replies latest jw friends
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Country Girl
Don't feel bad. I've been out of the Witnesses for twenty years now and can barely remember songs, doctrine, scriptures, etc. I think I blocked a lot of it out because it was so painful andboring. Course, that was my WHOLE childhood, but that's okay.. Im not sure I wanna remember it anyways.
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Windchaser:
I machine embroider golf towels with designs and I personalize them with the man's first name. What do you think about a matching penis warmer? They could be personalized as well. Golf courses can be chilly for those very early morning golfers, you know.
Millie
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SheilaM
CountryGirl:
Thanks for the response, it really weirded me outto have so many years in a fog. -
Windchaser
Sheila, I promise not to say anything more about penis warmers on your thread, BUT.......
MILLIE!!!!!!!!!! Waaaayyyy COOL!!!!!!! Let's do it!!!! I've been looking for an ace embroiderer and you actually use a Machine! We can really PUMP those warmers out! I'm sure that the men who play golf would find penis warmers handy, but let's think BIG. We have a very lucrative business in the making here. My goal is that every man (and phallic symbol) on this planet be the proud owner of a personalized crocheted penis warmer! We can do this, Millie! I have good vibes about this. Which reminds me, I'm outta batteries...
Thanks, Sheila, back to you.
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SheilaM
Windchaser LOL sure you won't
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Windchaser:
<< think BIG>>
That would make a nice little slogan to put on it right above the name. Or there are other slogans that would work well to for the golfer, he could have a matching slogan for the golf towel and the penis warmer. "Golfers have lots of balls" is always a good one.
I remember seeing a picture of a golf bag and some balls and it said"When I die, bury my balls next to the old bag".
Yep, this could be big.
Millie
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Windchaser
LOL target!!! As Dr. Seuss would say, Oh, The Places We Will Go!!! Speaking of balls...I wonder how hard it is to crochet a scrotum warmer? Should it be attached to the penis warmer, or have buttons, snaps or perhaps a zipper? Sheila, I hope that your pattern is very specific about this. Oops, Sheila! You were RIGHT! Okay, this time I really, really promise not to mention 'penis warmer' on your thread again...
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Windchaser:
Snaps and buttons are fine, but no velcro!!
Millie