The one thing that will make money,is a great idea at the right time..Up here in the Great White North drinking beer outside is difficult,as every thing freezes rather quickly..I have found if you drive a stake into the ground and tie a penguins head to it real low to the ground,his little ass sticks straight in the air and you can shove a beer down his butt.Your beer still stays cold but it won`t freeze..I`m giving each and every one of you the chance to start your own Penguin Ranch for 3 easy payments of $29.95..I`ll send you a male and a female peguin,you breed them,and I`ll buy the babies back from you for $25.00 each..Act now and I will throw in a vegetable steamer...OUTLAW
Want to make$$$ I need Investors!
by OUTLAW 26 Replies latest jw friends
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BONEZZ
OUTLAW....
That sorta' makes you the...Lean Mean Penguin Machine, huh? Good Luck!
-BONEZZ
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Double Edge
Do you take Visa?
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OUTLAW
Hey Bonezz,I need to generate Peguins so I can sell my beer warmers.The folks up this way will go crazy for them.How many Penguins can I put you down for?..>>>Hey DoubleEdge,I`ll take Visa ,Mastercard,American Express,Money Order,Personal Cheque or your first born.Theres an eskimo couple that will trade me 10 penguins for a kid.Just think,you`ll be able to start your Penguin Ranch with 10 Penguins..For a puchase that big I`ll give you a vegetable steamer and an oil change at the garage of your choice...OUTLAW
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onacruse
Outlaw, I think maybe you aren't taking the beer out of the warmer before you drink it? LOL
Craig
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xjw_b12
Outlaw.
Sounds great.
It is -40c here now, with the wind chill. But I have a question.
How do they work in the summer?
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OUTLAW
Hey onacruise,not a chance!You have to leave the penguin tethered to the stake or the little bastards will run off,they act like they`ve been abused or something.If you think they walk funny when you see them on TV.You should see them run with a beer up their butt...OUTLAW
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pr_capone
ROFLMFAO @ Outlaw
Penguins are my favorite animal! How about just one as a pet?
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Undecided
Has anyone ever made any money on a scheme advertised on TV or the internet? A serious question not connected to penquins.
Ken P.
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NeonMadman
I thought penguins only lived at the South Pole. You sure those aren't baby seals or something? If so, be careful; you'll have PETA knocking on your door...
Or even worse... they might be Midget Nuns!!
Edited by - NeonMadman on 22 January 2003 9:27:12