Who has a joke to tell?

by JH 12 Replies latest jw friends

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  imanaliento

  Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in Mexico?"

  "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

  When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

  "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.

  He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Mexican Jews."

  "Are you sure?" Al asked.

  "I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

  While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."

  When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews."

  "Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews."

  "Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews."
  
  
  
  

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  xjw_b12

  Jesus was making his usual rounds in Heaven when he noticied a wizened, white haired old man sitting in a corner looking very disconsolate. So Jesus stopped to talk to him.

  " See here old fellow " Jesus said kindly, " this is Heaven. The sun is shining, you have all you need to eat and drink, clouds to recline on, harps to play.....you should be blisfully happy ! What's wrong ? "

  " Well ' , explained the old man, " you see, I was a carpenter on earth, and I lost my dearly beloved son at an early age. And here in Heaven I was hoping more than anything else to find him. "

  Tears sprang into Jesus' eyes. " Father ! " he cried.

  The old man jumped to his feet, burst into tears and cried, " Pinocchio ! "
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  SpannerintheWorks

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