by Elsewhere 19 Replies latest jw friends
Darn you Eleswhere,,,,,,,,last nite I ran into a friend , close to my age and she is expecting a baby girl in two weeks. Now you go and put a PRECIOUS pair of little girl baby shoes for me to see................that is just cruel...........,,,( like I need another kid)))))) but that is too cute.
Maybe that is why your shoes stink,,,,,,, you mama never changed them and I am sure by now they must be rank. She should have gotten you BOYS shoes anyway or at least bronzed them .
Hmmm... I dont think I have that problem.
Maybe you should check. Here, smell em!tehe
Seriously, I think I have far too many shoes and I usually end up buying new ones before they have a chance to get stinky. Maybe the trick is, not to live in the same shoes ALL the time. Give em a chance to breath ya' know?
My son's shoes smell so bad I throw them out every six months so he has to buy a new pair. Just thinking about the smell makes me want to thow up.
OK, I can't believe no foot fetish people have responded to this.
When I think of all those beautiful women.... wearing those stiletos.....don't they want their toes nibbled ?
ok at least.........massaged
My wife has such beautiful feet she "grooms them "
Polish on the toes of course, little decals on the nails..............
oh my goodness..she's standing over my shoulder watching me type this.....BUSTED
Going up to the bedroom to " massage my wife's feet "
Edited by xjwb12 after he woke up this morning and realized he had 1 too many glasses of home made wine
Edited by - xjw_b12 on 23 January 2003 18:56:7
Edited by - xjw_b12 on 24 January 2003 8:5:46
Hmm my daughter and son have stinky feet I never have nor Thunder, my daughter get really sweaty feet when she was in 5th grade she could wear my shoesit was GROSS thankfully I wear a 7 and she wears an 11 now LOL
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Come ye forward and here the words of thyn Elsewhere!!!
I have good news!
I have just returned from the store with not one, but TWO pairs of new shoes!
The foul stench of Old Shoes has vacated my apartment and work cubical.
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my husband's shoes and socks are so bad one day I found the cat trying to cover up a pair of his socks that were on the floor in front of the washer with linoleum. That's bad.
Ravyn
When you're blue and you don't know where to go to .....
LMAOROF at reading this thread.
elsewhere aka/stinkyfeet
refiners thinks:
My step son has the foulest smelling feet I have ever had the misfortune to smell in all my 46 yearsI'll bet my last paycheck my oldest sons foot odor can kick your stepsons foot odors ars. I refuse to go out in public with/near him until he uses a bar of irishspring on them.
