Top 17 Bumper Stickers....give me some more

by Tatiana 13 Replies latest social humour

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    I need more to send back to my Dad.....

    17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

    16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

    15. The proctologist called...they found your head.

    14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

    13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

    12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

    11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

    10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

    9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

    8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me."

    7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

    6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

    5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

    4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

    3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

    2. Hang up and drive!

    AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!

    1. Welcome to America...now speak English!

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    Dear God, please protect us all from your followers.

    I have PMS, and a gun.

    If you don't like the way I drive, stay the hell off the sidewalk.

    Will the last American leaving Miami please bring the flag.

    I'll watch her a**, you watch mine.

    PETA, people eating tasty animals.

  • Mystla
    Mystla

    Good ones!!

    a few more:

    I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.

    I believe in Dragons, Good Men and other Fantasy Creatures.

    Madness takes it's toll, please have exact change.

    Witches ride brooms because nature abhors a vacuum.

    Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

    Support Bacteria! It's the only culture some of us will ever have.

    The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

    Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

    Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

    Mystla

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    Funny ones....thanks....besides, I've been way too serious lately. I can only be somber for a while..then my brain starts leaking......drip>>>>>drip>>>>>>drip>>>>>>:)

    aPriL....wiping up the mess......

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    Bill Cetnar drove around for ages with "Jehovahs Witnesses Are false Prophets"on his car

  • Xander
    Xander

    I have a Heisenburg car: Every time I look at the speedometer, I get lost.

    Know God...No peace. No God...Know peace.

    Essentially, a religious war is a fight over who has the better invisible friend.

    It only seems kinky the first time

    Moral Indignation is Jealousy with a Halo

    Jesus is coming, look busy!

    JESUS SAVES... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!!

    Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'

    I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand

    Backoff I'm a postal worker

    Do Not Tailgate. Or I Will Flick a Booger on Your windshield!

    Hold on before you pass, I'm reloading.

    Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition

    I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better!

    FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE...VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL

    We're staying together for the sake of the cats

    YOU!! Off my planet!

    Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere

    It's been lovely, but I have to scream now

    Moody bitch seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship

    Take a Bite out of Crime. It tastes like Chicken

    Don't steal. The government hates competition

    Support your local undertaker - DROP DEAD!

    Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them

    Please don't tell my Mama that I work on an oil rig... She thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse

    FIREFIGHTERS FIND THEM HOT AND LEAVE EM WET

    I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

    Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips

    Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

    Don't laugh at these fogged up windows it's your daughter in here

    WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH, HOW ABOUT A FOUNTAIN OF SMART

    PURITANISM: THE HAUNTING FEAR THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE MAY BE HAPPY

    Bad cop...no donut

    Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Good With Ketchup

    Edited by - Xander on 30 January 2003 16:2:25

  • happyout
    happyout

    Eat healthy,exercise, and die anyway

  • starfish422
    starfish422

    Jesus used to be my copilot...but we crashed into the mountains and I had to eat him.

    I've found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the entire time.

    Jesus is coming! Look busy!

    DOG is my copilot.

    Jesus would slap the shit out of you.

    Straight but not narrow.

    DARE to think for yourself.

    Come the rapture, can I have your car?

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    To do good is my religion - Thomas Paine
    My Family Shuns Me Because I am not a Jehovah's Witness

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.

    DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN!

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