Top 17 Bumper Stickers....give me some more (page 2)

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead !

Xander, you've got some good ones!! Great list, guys!

Here's a few more........

ORGASM DONOR

HATRED IS NOT A FAMILY VALUE

SORRY I MISSED CHURCH--I'VE BEEN BUSY PRACTICING WITCHCRAFT AND BECOMING A LESBIAN

MEMBER OF THE LADIES SEWING CIRCLE & TERRORIST SOCIETY

ELVIS SHOT JFK

IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT THEN I'M CHEAP FAST AND EASY

VEGETARIANS TASTE BETTER

I BET YOU'D DRIVE BETTER WITH THAT CELLULAR UP YOUR A**

THE TRULY EDUCATED NEVER GRADUATE

THE CONSTITUTION LOOKS GOOD ON PAPER

FREEDOM OF RELIGION MUST INCLUDE FREEDOM FROM RELIGION

CANCER CURES SMOKING

GET OFF THE ROAD I'M SIXTEEN

HORN BROKE WATCH FOR FINGER

HUG YOUR KIDS AT HOME BELT 'EM IN THE CAR

I ALMOST HAD A PSYCHIC GIRLFRIEND BUT SHE LEFT BEFORE WE MET

I'M NOT DRUNK YOU SHILLY SIT

MY KID GOT YOUR HONOR STUDENT PREGNANT

and the one I like best........

EVE WAS FRAMED

ROAD RAGE AVAILABLE, SEE DRIVER FOR DETAILS

Visualize whirled peas

All who wander, are not lost

My karma ran over your dogma

I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to do

Born again, and again, and again

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, No problem.

My kid beat up your honor student

Top 17 Bumper Stickers....give me some more