If Jehovah's Witnesses were a cereal, what would they be? (page 4)

Zoos

Overlapping Jacks

88JM

Weetabix

Need a sugar coating or they taste horrible
Will milk you dry
Seem to have good substance, but quickly turn to mush

punkofnice

Given the suicides caused by shunning. Given the deaths caused by refusing blood transfusions. Given Sutcliffe and others reportedly joining the filthy, disgusting cult; I'd say

Serial Killers!

prologos

Bran , the part of cereal that contributes so little nutritional value.

SecretSlaveClass

Any cereal with weevils in it.

And I think Awake! would make a good energy drink brand.

Heaven

My first thought was Fruit Loops too. But you guys have some awesome renditions as well ... love 'em!

SecretSlaveClass

Christ Crispies?

prologos

Overlapping Oats by Generation Mills. really flat. no out of the box thinking

edited: sorry for the misspelling I meant "oafs" instead of -oats.- the holy rolled.

Splash

When you discover TTATT - Cheerios.

Not saying he was conceited, but Nathan Knorr only ever ate Special K.

Cocopops - Looks and tastes like xxxx but still told it's good for you.

Talibran.

My elders are so old that at the breakfast table they hear Snap, Crackle and Pop, and that's before breakfast is even served.

The GB have invented a new cereal called Biblepromisios. Basically it's an empty box.

Because of his speech impediments, Stephen Lett has started eating Rice Lispies.

Antony Morris misheard what was for breakfast, now he's banning Sugar Poofs.
I think it's just so he can keep wearing his Tony the Tiger PJ's.

They won't go anywhere near Mueslim.

Simon

Porridge.

Horrible, inedible, tasteless, hard-to-eat crap that has no place in modern life.

If Jehovah's Witnesses were a cereal, what would they be?

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