If Jehovah's Witnesses were a cereal, what would they be?

by Zoos 56 Replies latest social humour

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    Generic store-brand flakes...

    ...bland and tasteless, and just a couple steps up from the cardboard in the box that holds them.

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    Anointed brand flakes, sprinkle with bits of crack cocaine.You

    will have the energy to knock on doors from morning to sunset.

    Jehovah spirit will be with you.

  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    Well, as higher education is discouraged - 'Oat So Simple'

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    All Bran

    (you have it to give you the S****ts !)

  • runForever
    runForever
    LucK-i-fer Charms
  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    Cream of Miracle Wheat.

    Shunning Bunches of Oafs.

    Sugar frosted Corny JesusChrist flakes.

    Crap nuts.

    Count Time Clockula

    🐸

  • ULFBERHT
    ULFBERHT

    Ca Ca Puffs.

  • vinman
    vinman
    Gerbers rice cereal. Only a baby can love.
  • SnakesInTheTower
  • Zoos
    Zoos
    Sheesh! I never thought something so silly as this thread topic would garnish so much participation. I guess we all need a light-hearted distraction once in awhile, huh?

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