I recently got a card from my friend Uncle Bruce. He's found a new love in his life, and I would like to share him and her with all of you who know and love him as I do. Uncle Bruce is nearly as crazy as I am and his new love is kinda cute and all, but even I'm not so fearless that I would dare fornicate on a motorcycle going down the highway.
I'm not joking about the card, BTW. Unc. really did send this to me.
http://www.bizwebgroup.com/lp/UncleBruce.jpg
Farkel