Was going to bump the other thread, but, this....just.....
I mean:
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/murderers.htm
Some fun the early christians had:
The Pope's Pears: The vaginal pear was used on woman who had sex with the Devil or his familiars. The rectal pear was used on passive male homosexuals and the oral pear was used on heretical preachers or lay persons found guilty of unorthodox practices. Inserted into the mouth, anus or vagina of the victim, the pear was expanded by use of the screw until the insides are ripped, stretched and mutilated, almost always causing death. The pointed ends of the 'leaves' were good for ripping the throat, intestines or cervix open.
*dizzy*
I mean....how....just.....HOW...
And that, sadly, is not even the TIP of the iceberg.....
The Holy Trinity:
When a sinner had "blasphemed the holy name of god", or when he had perhaps told some truth about the local priest, it was customary to apply the holy trinity. The Iron mask was heated in an open fire until red hot, then put upon his head. The scourge, also red hot, was then applied to his back. After the mask had cooled, it was removed from the sinner, taking skin (and usually eyeballs) with it. The prisoner's mouth was then opened and red hot pincers were used to remove the prisoner's tongue.
It is interesting to note that the Holy Trinity was designed not to cause death, so that the maimed, blinded and mute prisoner could live out his days as a burden to his family and as a testimony to what happens when one lets his tongue wag too freely.
Having fun, yet?
Sorry, but if the christian god actually existed, no one would be have even been able to do something so obscenely disgusting in his name.
Surely not for HUNDREDS of years.
We can only thank secular humanity for forcing laws that outlaw such behavior - although not much worse still goes on around the world on a regular basis.
Sorry, but if you worship a god that either supported that behavior or was powerless to stop mere humans from doing it in his name, you are sick.