Beliefs clarified - A big fat WTF for 2025

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  • ukpimo
    ukpimo

    Jehovah’s Witnesses have an official page for clarified beliefs they encourage elders, ministerial servants, regular pioneers, as well as all the rest of the elite, to keep up to date with:

    https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/1200277174

    2025 has a curious clarification:

    Marital Intimacies W25.01 13

    https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/pc/r1/lp-e/1200277174/247/0

    The Bible does not provide details as to what sexual practices between a husband and a wife should be considered clean or unclean. A Christian couple must make decisions that reflect their resolve to honor Jehovah, to please each other, and to maintain a clean conscience. Generally speaking, a couple would not discuss with others this intimate aspect of their marriage.

    This should be posted to other exjw forums, including Reddit.

    This is very vague with a broad meaning, it could be implied that this encompasses many sexual acts that could have been viewed as "debased" by jws in the past. Any jw reading this "clarification" may now legitimately claim the Governing Body are allowing oral, anal, amongst other sexual acts previously frowned upon.

    The 10 year plan or whatever plan they have about oral sex being acceptable has come true.. Thoughts?

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.

    Many thanks indeed.

    The new shite is certainly getting brighter and brighter..

  • BoogerMan
    BoogerMan

    "Beliefs clarified." 🤣

    More accurate = Reversal of "truths."

  • Beth Sarim
    Beth Sarim

    Beliefs clarified..

    Something made up along the way.

    God making it up along the way.

  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7

    Beliefs Clarified:

    Matthew 24:34, "This generation shall not pass away, till all these things be accomplished."

    Robert Ohl writes:

    Witnesses only have one choice as to .what it means, which is. These overlapping generations shall not pass away, There's nothing complicated about it. They are not allowed to question the meaning because it's been settled. "The lives of the anointed ones who were on hand when the sign began to be evident in 1914 would overlap with the lives of the other anointed ones who would see the start of the great tribulation."

  • Jensus
    Jensus

    Obviously, AI confuses JW with mormons and their name badges.

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    WTF

    @ WTS…?

    Maybe enough GB members finally clued in that BJs are awesome?

    😏

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    Seriously, though…

    …Legal probably advised them that they need to stay the fuck out of peoples’ bedrooms a little more.

    😏

  • blondie
    blondie

    More Clarifications and Adjustments, see the Watchtower Online LIbrary in the Index under "Beliefs Clarified" (sorry duplicate)

  • blondie
    blondie

    WTF = Watchtower Farm (if there still is one)

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