Nathan....... so you just edited your post! Thank you. LOL
As a fellow old guy It's not really all that important where you piss it's that you can piss.
There were these three old guys sitting around in the assisted living facility moaning about health issues.
One guy said " I get up in the morning and it's really hard to take a good piss."
The next guy says "I can pee ok but taking a good crap each day is a real problem for me."
The third guy says " I take a good pee and a great crap every morning.....I just wish I could get out of bed first."