#8, then I would ask them to please leave.
Ozzie's Weekend Poll #40
by ozziepost 34 Replies latest jw friends
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ozziepost
Apparently when you register and fill in the religious affiliation blank they give that info to the elders if they ask.
You've reminded us of a VERY IMPORTANT POINT here, Princess. I'm going to make a brief separate post on the issue. Thanks for sharing.
Here's the post. It's in the Medical Treatment forum: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/16/48141/1.ashx
Cheers, Ozzie
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kat_newmas
Other... Just look at them with a silly grin, raise the sheet up and say "Gee, do you think that thingy growing on my pee-pee looks like its healing?"
if they stuck around after that, I would re-join the congregation.
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minimus
Thank them for coming and then ask if they were there to donate more blood for you.
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onacruse
I must say, you all have much better ideas than I could come up with! LOL
I suspect that my reputation here in Portland would make a visit from some elders highly unlikely, except perhaps for my Dad and brother (whom, of course, I would be glad to see...they could use the "family need" excuse, eh? )
All of my hospital stays have been for major surgeries (4 knee, 3 hand, 1 sinus) and I was so zonked out on Demerol that I didn't know whether it was night or day. If some elders did happen to show up, I'd probably just stare at them with a euphoric grin. Post-op Percodan and Vicodin always made the Watchtower study very tolerable.
Princess, you bring up a good point. I wasn't aware that any info on an admission form was available to other than the medical staff.
Craig
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ESTEE
I'm with Scully on this one:
I would love to do #4. Ring for the nurse and have them escorted out by hospital security personnel.
They are bad news...would not want their bad karma near me. Too unhealthy.
ESTEE
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alfie
Other #1- Firstly I might say:"Hey, how the hell did you guys know I was in here?"
Other#2- I'd then add:"I just had rectal surgery. Do you want to see my scar?"
Other #3- Then:" Hope you fellas won't be too upset. It really only took 1 pint and they do marvelous cross-matching here."
Other #4- Finally, I'd conclude with:"Mygawd these are strong drugs, I just can't seem to stay awake any longer. NURSE!!!"
CIAO4NIAO!!!
alfie
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Auntie Flame
#10...First I'd announce that I found them guilty of apostasy and conduct unbecoming to a Christian....then I'd shun them.
Auntie Flame, of the "Think" (what you're tryin' to do to me) class
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SheilaM
#10 of courseI would ask them if they see the door then I would tell them "Don't let it hit you in the a*** on the way out!"
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Shutterbug
This is rather timely as my wife just got out of the hospital where she received four units of blood. Live threating situation, more about this later after we go thru the fall out.
My son say the best thing to do is act as if you are possesed !! Bug