Xena beat me to my answer!!!!!!!!
#4 Who wants to deal with that SHI* while you are in the hospital. Get the F% OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ozzie's Weekend Poll #40
by ozziepost 34 Replies latest jw friends
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BadJerry
# 8, they have no reason to be seen by me or us.
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acsot
Shutterbug's reply is similar to mine:
My son say the best thing to do is act as if you are possesed !! Bug
I'd pretend I was high on some meds and start babbling, if possibly a bit of drool down one side of my mouth, blink several times like I'm trying to focus on the elders standing there and go on about "I dreamt you were coming! men of lawlessness! Smurfs - smurfs in suits! You can't fool me! please Jehovah make the demons go away! Everyone who calls on the name of Jehovah will be saved - get behind me Satan! help! nurse!!!"
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plmkrzy
"What would you do if the elders unexpectedly visited you in the hospital?"
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unclebruce
"What would you do if the elders unexpectedly visited you in the hospital?" (courtesy of onacruse)
here let me adjust your thinking brother: .. mmm snip here .. tuck there ...
1. Hide the sheets?
2. Smile and ass who they are?
3. Pretend to be a sheep?
4. Press the armageddon button and demand to have them thrown out!
5. Ask them what they stink of the WTS being an NGO member of the UN?
6. Ask if they've seen the "Sunday"/"Dateline"/"Panorama" etc pogram?
7. Ask if they've come to collect your sample bag?
8. Ask them "Why are we here?"
9. Thank them for their loving con job?
10. Other (tell them refiners fire wants a bible study )
Enjoy. Keep those replies coming.
Cheers, Ozzie