The meme above, George Carlin's as usual cutting and perceptive observation, leaves out one aspect.
Jehoober OWNS the Universe, all of it, including this tiny, insignificant Blue Planet, therefore, how come he cannot simply direct Funds and Wealth to his chosen Org. ? He did it for King Solomon.
Why not do something dramatic, like have the J.W's discover Gold or Diamonds on their Property ?
"Oh, He could not do that". Er ..... He is the Almighty, All Powerful god, and he cannot do that ??
"Well no, because Satan would say....." So Satan is more powerful ?