by Fay Dehr 12 Replies latest social humour
Man and woman have sex in a swimming pool or in the ocean or in any body of water and proclaim” i baptize yu sperm and ovule” in the name of The three musketeers!
DONE! From the very seed - conceived to do JOBO’s will !
Who knows ! The baby might emerge from the mother’s womb with a halo rainbowed around his neck!
Jayzus, Hairtrigger. You sound like St. Thomas announcing the Immaculate Conception! You a theologian?
And if the baby DOESN'T respond positively to Kingdom Melodies while in the womb, that may be grounds for shunning it. No more rubbing or talking to your belly. Look the other way awkwardly when he/she comes out. Give it's bottle after you're done with dinner, so you won't be sharing a meal, etc.
They won't be able to get reinstated until they can write a repentance letter to the BOE, so at least til elementary school.
