When I lived back east (Atlantic Canada), there was this CO. His name was Michael Lebid or something like that.
He had lived in Newfoundland, then moved to a different part of the Maritimes (term used in Canada).
He was originally from some other part of Canada, but while being in Newfoundland, he picked up the Newfoundland accent, which was endearing to be quite frank. He was a sweetheart.
His wife, whom may have been half his age, was a real p.i.t.a. (pain in the ass). That is the twist to things I was mentioning in my title. The CO was pleasant, his wife: ugh! a bit precious and self-important.
A real no-fun, critic, fault-finder.
IF (you) the wife (present/former) of M.L. are reading this: it's true...you were no goddamn fun and carried an attitude of a self-induced righteousness that irked me. I found no solace in your presence, ever!
There done, got that off my chest.