Just some somber things to think about beloved Di.
Elton John re-released "Candle In the Wind" as a single but now that Diana is buried he should've re-released "Island Girl" instead.
What did God say to Di at the pearly gates?Get that Merc off your face.
The Driver turned to Dodi just as they were entering the tunnel:"God I'm so tired! I cannot wait until my head hits the pillar tonight"
What's the one thing that attracts Diana more than a wealthy Egyptian?A solidly-built Pole.
What did Princess Diana die of?Car-pole-tunnel syndrome.
Diana's new title:Princess of Walls
What did God say to Di at the pearly gates?Get that silly Merc off your face.
What's the difference between a Mercedes and a Porche?Diana wouldn't be seen dead in a Porche!
What was Elton John's tribute song for Mother Theresa?Sandles in the Bin.
What did Di wear for her funeral?A dark blue bonnet.
What does a bee have in common with a Mercedes?They both make Royal Jelly.
What's the difference between a Mercedes 600 and a can of spam?They give you a key to get the meat out a can of spam.
Why is a Mercedes like a squid?They've both got Di in them when they're opened.
What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?A Mercedes will easily reach 40.
You've read Fergie's books about "Budgie the Helicopter"?Now read Diana's book, "Scrunchie the dark blue Mercedes
What does world hunger and a mercedes have in common?Diana won't stop either one.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Mercedes?BMW doesn't get any royalties.
What did Princess Diana do when she heard the driver had been drinking?She hit the roof.
What's the difference between Diana and Tiger Woods?Tiger Woods has a better driver.
What's the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?Taxi.
I hear the Ritz is looking for a new driver.They want one with tunnel vision.
What's the difference between "Thomas the Tank Engine" and Princess Di?Thomas made it through the tunnel!
What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?The wall
The Driver turned to Dodi just as they were entering the tunnel:"God I'm so tired! I cannot wait until my head hits the pillar tonight"
How did Di and Charles disagree about Modern Architecture?Di was wrapt about pre-stressed cement.
What did Diana say to Dodi when he asked to marry her?She wanted something more concrete in her life.