Okay, here's my submission, for your laughter and/or groans:
There once was a Witness called Fred,
Who thought that he was by God led.
He studied his Greek,
At Hebrew he peeked,
Translated the Bible (he said).
Anyone else want to join in?
NIna
Limericks, anyone?
by cruzanheart 18 Replies latest social humour
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xjw_b12
Here is one I remember from grade school.
There once was a JW couple named Kelly
Who are now joined belly to belly
Because in their Sunday morning haste
They got flusterd and used Lepages paste
Which they mistook for KY jelly.
I'll have to work on something with of a jw theme.
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willy_think
there once was a JW named sue
who thought "i must be a Jew"
for an elder had said
"the new testament is dead,
at least to the likes of you"
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willy_think
there once was a God named Jehovah
who lived near a star that went nova
he said with a sigh as his life past him buy
this must be the end
I'm sorry my frend
i wont be here to start over
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Englishman
There was a young man from Rhyl
Who swallowed an atomic pill
His personal organ
Was found in Glamorgan
And his balls on a tree in Brazil.
Englishman.
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xjw_b12
Oh, I'll probably get flak for this one BWTH
There once was a dentist named Sloan
Who liked to get his female patients alone
And in his depravity
Would fill the wrong cavity
But my how his practice has grown.
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TheSilence
"listen for we have the truth"
"the demons are stealing our youth"
a few of the lies
that if you are wise
can be seen if you take time to sleuth
jackie ;)
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cruzanheart
There once was a Witness named Knorr
Whose lectures were always a bore.
He talked for five hours
About the Watchtower
And made lots of little kids snore.
(Rose Bowl, Pasadena, 1963, and I was one of the little kids!)
Nina
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Thunder Rider
I once had a book bag and neck tie.
I preached to the worldly that they'd die.
Twas my big mistake,
For the "Truth" was a fake.
Now on the forum my opinions do share I.
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SheilaM
LOL now that is funny LOL