From your limerick I got such a tickle!
Now I'll tell you about my old pickle.
As I peed in the snow
I felt winter winds blow
And my penis froze like an icicle.
To my sweet wife I cried out in awe,
For I looked down, and, guess what I saw?
'Twas my once floppy dick,
Now as hard as a brick,
And I cried out, "Come look at this, maw!"
On her face I could see her surprise;
Seems she could not believe her own eyes,
For my shriveled old cock
Had froze firm as a rock,
And in fact was three times normal size.
So she yelled, "You get into this house"
As she tore off her skirt and her blouse.
Though the weather was frightful,
Our day was delightful,
For that day I cold-cocked my spouse!
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A hot-blooded Witness named Coralee
Said, "I like to have brothers immorally;
On top and on bottom,
Any way that I've got 'em,
Anally, vaginally, orally."