Theme park for JEHOVAH's WITNESSES

by pandora 22 years ago 28 Replies latest 22 years ago jw friends

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  gcc2k 22 years ago

  No Bethel visit? How could it be a vacation?

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  ThiChi 22 years ago

  And don’t forget Main Street's "New Light Parade" every night!

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  ballistic 22 years ago

  I just remembered the correct name for them... GHOST TRAINS

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  Gopher 22 years ago

  The theme park's refreshment stand would feature COLD HOAGIES and CHIPS. For dessert, you could have vanilla pudding or cheese danish.

  And the beverage to top it all off? "SHASTA" -- cola or lemon-lime!! What else would it be?

  No wait -- new light: you have to pack your own lunch!!

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  CyrusThePersian 22 years ago

  Are the "Watchtower Archives" where the restrooms are? cuz I gots ta go!!

  Cyrus

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  VeniceIT 22 years ago

  Well whever they are Cyrus...

  PLEASE TAKE ONLY ONE TOWEL!!!!

  Tacking bumper boats

  JW Idol --who can actually sing the K songs

  Contribution boxes every 10 feet.

  Crazy older brother driving mini van ride

  in the electronics booth 'Virtual Mike handlers' (always in exemplary standing)

  window washing contests

  Apostate shooting range

  the roving mens washroom, only one mens room is located throught the facility and will be rotated as the needs of the sisters demand.

  heheheh hmmmm still thinking

  Ven

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  Kenneson 22 years ago

  The name of the camp should be Camp Kingdom Come.

  How about All Around the Watchtower for the name of the Merry Go Round?

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  be wise 22 years ago

  window washing contests

  Apostate shooting range

  VeniceIT what can I say, heh heh...brilliant.

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  ballistic 22 years ago

  What about measures to reduce an unchristain competitive spirit in the race type events? You could have the rule that "whoever is greatest will be least" so that no-one actually wants to win anything. Instead of a leaderboard, you would have a looserboard.

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  be wise 22 years ago

  They could have a Ghost Train with 'possessed', 'apostates' sneaking up on them trying to 'stumble' them, now that would be too scary for some, if not all.

  That would be more like a Theme Park for apostates, though. Now that would be fun.

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