Theme park for JEHOVAH's WITNESSES (page 3)

foreword

Let's not forget the baby spanking bonanza.....The winner...the toughest kid.

Have you raised your kid with bible principles?

And plus all the losers get another beating once they get home..."GO STUDY YOUR WATCHTOWER"

be wise

Easy now foreword, you're bringing too many memories back.

VeniceIT

finger painting and highlighting watchtowers booth

'how your scarf can double as a diaper and a proper head covering' workshop at 4

'You are the weakest dub' JW trivia game (first off gets public reproof)

'101 ways to count your time during coffee break' skit at 2:30 pm in Russels Pyramid

Virtual service ride (complete with screaming children and bad directions, must shift while holding hot coffee and territory card, and back up down a twisting gravel road with dogs biting the tires and rain pouring down)

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Valis

Eh and all the food would be hand wrapped and served by "volunteers"...the sodas would be off brand...oh and don't forget the Apocalypse Now? roller coaster..

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

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Venice! You're killing me...LOVE your sence of humor! You are right on about everything.

VeniceIT

Pin the Date on Armageddon (great fun after having some of Da Judge’s punch)

JW Hall of Fame (all famous JW's except those that embarrass them like MJ)

Tunnel of Christian love (complete with seat in back for chaperone)

'Phantom Pioneers' (to scare the real pioneers)

JW Characters will be walking around the park for enjoyment of all......

DFWnonJW

LOL at Ven's 'contributions'.

Maximum Occupancy 144,000. Great crowd stands outside the gates and watches the merriment from afar.

One thing for sure, it would have rave reviews for the cleanest theme park in existence (thanks to the great crowd being let in after hours to clean and maintain only).

kls

Shooting gallery,need i say more.

Mary

Thought I'd post this on both sites about Theme Parks.............. The Magic Kingdom (literally)

Pedophile Land (feel free to leave your kids with us!)

Prophecy Island (senile old men only)

FantasyLand (literally) (everyone welcome!)

ArmageddonLand (formerly known as TomorrowLand)

Some of the rides could be:

Snow-white Elder's Scarey Adventure;

Ted Jaraecz's Wild Ride (formerly known as Mr. Toad's Wild Ride)

Hall of the Governing Body Presidents

It's a Small System of Things After All

Dumbo the Flying Elder

The Haunted Bethel

Jungle Cruise (learn how to live like a Missionairy in Zimbawee!)

The Watchtower Society's Carousel of Progress (caution: this ride never works and is non-refundable)

Theme park for JEHOVAH's WITNESSES

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