It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    I’ll give it a miss.

    Croatians must be a polite lot put up with all that crap without throwing him out. And you guys are glutton for punishment tuning in to it.

  • DerekMoors
    DerekMoors

    they lead you on and lead you on and lead you on, then they reject you.

    No one is leading Lloyd on, not one woman with a working eyeball and single digit IQ would give that ugly, boring, uptight lard ass the time of day. This is just code for him pestering and nagging, and assuming she's so into his fine self and is really enjoying his attention, until a woman finally snaps and tells him to kindly fuck off.

  • Las Malvinas son Argentinas
    Las Malvinas son Argentinas
    And you guys are glutton for punishment tuning in to it.

    Not at all.

    La basura de un hombre es el tesoro de otro.

    See: The Room, Wiseau, Tommy.

    It’s the most honest I’ve ever seen Lloyd be.

    It’s also so bad it could be performance art.

  • TonusOH
    TonusOH

    "I am going to replicate my experience with dating girls, which is they lead you on and lead you on and lead you on, then they reject you"

    That doesn't make him sound like a clueless loser at all!

    Also, I wonder if he is saying that, aside from verifying that all the sex workers he 'dated' were at least 20-years-old, he also made sure they had a minimum IQ score? "Sorry, you're really gorgeous, but you don't seem too interested in deep and thoughtful philosophical conversation. Can I have my money back?"

  • WingCommander
    WingCommander

    I'm guessing ol' Lloyd must have just relaxed his standards when he vacationed in Thailand every few months and "dated" all of those Lady-Boiz. I mean really, how many of them are Academics? Oh, how it must have tortured him so to lower his intellectual standards in order to surf the Thai brown eyezzzzz. The intellectual shame!

    What a gross clown; completely full of himself. Narcissist to the core.

  • DerekMoors
    DerekMoors

    I just went over some of his "comedy" routine and it's awful, just terrible. Does he not know the meaning of the word comedy? The first one is just him babbling about being raised a JW and some experience in school, and his punchline is "I guess I'm allowed to be a bit fucked up by that..." Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, so funny, much comedy, very delight...

    The second he's rambling about the origins of Valentine's Day. Hey Lloyd... no one gives a shit!

    He then immediately goes into how he wasn't allowed to masturbate. It literally comes off like a therapy appointment. The only slightly amusing thing he says is that he wasn't allowed to be gay, then "I'm not gay, but it would have been nice to have the option." ha ha ha ha ha zzzzzzzzz

    The rest is just nonsense about Croatia and their terrible food (which gets boos) and of course more about his repressed sexuality. Goddamn he is so obsessed with his penis and somehow assumes everyone else is too.

    The routine about being a sapiosexual is pure cringe. The thing about girls who all "lead you on and lead you on and lead you on and then reject you" is so blatantly misogynistic, you can tell from his entire body language that he's just seething at women as a whole. It felt like something an abusive stalker would say.

    The video is also at 82% upvotes so I guess other people don't understand his "humor" either.

  • TonusOH
    TonusOH

    DerekMoors: (which gets boos)

    Did he add them to the litigation?

    But also, thanks to everyone who made the sacrifice of watching that and giving the rest of us the summary. You won't grow those lost brain cells back, though. So take it easy.

  • Toblerone5
    Toblerone5
    You won't grow those lost brain cells back, though. So take it easy.

    🤣🤣🤣 Now that's is Funny !

    Now on a more serious note , we should all take a minute of silence or maybe a little prayor for our dearly departed , those brain cells we all lost ,some of us ,even lost a couple of neurons , along the way (R.I.P little neurons.) 🥺🤧 .

    Posting about J.L.E and his favorite organ ...And no it's not his brain . 😏

  • Las Malvinas son Argentinas
    Las Malvinas son Argentinas
    The thing about girls who all "lead you on and lead you on and lead you on and then reject you" is so blatantly misogynistic

    He's essentially saying he's an incel (involuntarily celibate). There's actually an incel community notable for misogyny, where they bark about how women (or less common, men) are unreasonable in their standards for partners. I can sense that's going to be a new part of his routine.

    His shtick is centred round him being a fish out of water in Croatia. He's lived there for 15 years and still does not understand many things about the people and the culture.

    His comedy routine has devolved into this:

    • I'm a Brit who lives in Croatia. Golly are things different here and here's my list of complaints.
    • I was raised as a JW, but came to Croatia, didn't understand the sermons, started thinking for myself and left the religion.
    • JWs have all these restrictive rules which affected me greatly. Mostly to do with sex. I couldn't be gay, have sex outside of marriage with multiple partners, wank, watch porn, or marry anyone outside of the religion.
    • As a result I have a very unremarkable love life and here are my dating nightmares.

    The part about him being sapiosexual is what he truly believes, but in reality is a cover for having little prospects outside of marriage. He's claiming many women don't meet his standards when the reality is the precise opposite - A man in his mid-40s, overweight, divorced, non-attractive man with a Muppet nose isn't attractive by any means for the women he is trying to woo. Evidently there have been some who seemed interested and went on dates with him, only to fend off his requests for more dates with texts breaking it off.

    Hearing that makes me believe even further that at some point last summer, after multiple rejections and continued celibacy outside of sex workers, he made a play for reconciliation with Dijana. It was turned down and perhaps his reaction to it led to her dropping as a producer and distancing herself from his failing company. The Aftermath video was a culmination of all these frustrations he had - his wife closing the door for good on a reconciliation, Tibor starting to get restless regarding an uncertain future and his patrons being in freefall despite his best efforts at begging.

  • DerekMoors
    DerekMoors

    The whole "lead you on" thinking is just more of him blaming everyone else for what I'm sure is shitty behavior and not respecting other people. A woman exists and he assumes she wants him. When it turns out she doesn't, he's mad at her for "leading him on." He doesn't respect her as a person allowed to live, be polite, have conversations, smile, and go her own way. Nope, he's embarrassed that she doesn't want him so of course shame on her for "leading him on."

    You're also allowed to have conversations and even go out on a date and, at any time, reject the person. That's the whole point of mingling and dating... checking each other out. Doesn't mean someone is leading you on.

    And nowhere in this does Lloyd take an iota of responsibility for being someone that a woman might reject. It's not that it takes three minutes to see how boring and self-centered he is, nope... she purposely led him on because WOMEN are just evil to their core. THEY'RE the problem, not his narcisstic self.

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