He didn't dye his hair. He bleached it! It was the same bleach he used to whiten his anus after man-scaping it.
Do you really think he'd stick a fresh zucchini from the garden up his hairy ass? Savage! It glides in better when its smooth and bleached.
Maybe Tibor can fill us in on what brand of bleach her prefers? lol Nevermind; I already know the answer. The free and/or cheap kind. Peroxide may also be an acceptable substitute, the bubbles on his anus would excite him so!
"Ohhhhh Tibor...........pour it slower so I can enjoy it longer!"