Blonde Jokes (page 2)

LoveUniHateExams

I don't know any blonde jokes so here's one about Essex girls instead ...

How do you get 4 Essex girls to sit on a bar stool?

Turn it upside down.

Vanderhoven7

Did you hear about the blond who locked herself out of her car. She spent four hours frantically trying to rescue her husband and kids trapped inside.

As well as being blonde, I was born & grew up in Essex, so I have a double whammy of jokes aimed at me, but I love it. The jokes are not in any way malicious and it irritates me when people take it seriously & needlessly take offence. Keep the humour coming!

tiki

Love the jigsaw puzzle one...and the Essex bar stool!!! Thanks for the laughs😁😃

OrphanCrow

Do you know why blonde jokes are so simple?

So men can understand them.

*Just a joke. Don't get your panties in a knot, boys.

Vidiot

What do you call a redhead sitting between a blonde and a brunette?

A translator.

Bangalore

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."

A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger, presses on her elbow, and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on; everywhere she touches makes her scream with pain. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I dyed my hair. I'm naturally blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

Pete Zahut

As a blonde male I don't mind blonde jokes because they provide dingy run of the mill dark haired individuals (who typically have low self-esteem), with an opportunity to feel superior to someone else for once in their lives. More importantly, these jokes are typically aimed at blonde women and that's as it should be. ( kidding)

Example:

A blond woman speaking to a ventriloquist who's act was filled with blonde jokes :

Blonde: "I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men like you that keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and men like you continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!"

Ventriloquist: "I'm sorry ma'am but..."

Blonde: "You stay out of this, mister ! I’m talking to that little idiot on your knee!!

road to nowhere

Polak jokes. Anyone comfortable in his ethnic identity laughs at them.

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