by Bangalore 22 Replies latest social humour
My blonde wife uses these two jokes when some guy starts telling blonde jokes:
Wife - "So, how do you get a blonde girl pregnant?"
Guy - "I, uh, uh um, I don't know?" (they never answer.)
Wife - "Wow! And I thought blondes were supposed to be stupid!"
Second:
What do you call a guy out with a brunette girl?
A hostage.
A blond woman was out for an afternoon drive one spring day. As she drove along enjoying the scenery she spied another blond in a row boat out in the middle of a plowed field pulling mightily on the oars . She pulls over onto the shoulder or the road, gets out of her car, and going over to the fence yells,"What in the name of God are you doing?" Second blond yells back, "Can't you see, I am rowing this little boat across this field." First blond yells in reply, "That is so stupid. You cannot do that. And if I could swim I would come out there and kick your ass!"
A brunette sees her blonde friend across a river. She asks "How do you get to the other side?"
The blonde yells back, "You ARE on the other side."
