by Vanderhoven7 59 Replies latest social humour
This man liked to drive fast and knew that God was with him. He kept going faster & faster,80 Km, 100Km, 120 Km, 150 Km, 180 Km then he had an accident and died.
In heaven he asked God why He let him die, wasn't He supposed to be with him? :perplexed:
God answered and said " I got out when you reached 120 Km" :scared::oops:
Jehovah's Witnesses are a "charitable organization"
Than you, thank you - I'll be here all night.
Jokes can have an ideological agenda, but they should at least be funny to start with. I find it interesting that sarcastic “jokes” from a certain side of the political spectrum often lack this basic sense of humour.
I said to the doctor: some days I feel like Donald Duck and some days I feel like Mickey Mouse.
The doctor said: how long have you been having these Disney spells?
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory ?
He couldn't concentrate .
Jan
Why did the supermodel stare at the orange juice?
Because it said concentrate on the carton.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice
What would be better to let into your house, your barking wife at the front door or your barking dog at the back door?
Ans: Your barking dog. Because when he gets inside, he stops barking.
