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^^^ this is a pretty funny sketch - BBC You Woke?

Q. What do Chinese Muslims say?

A. Ra iraha irra rrah. Muhammadun wasuru-rrah.

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Aw shit, I think I've turned into Jim Davidson ...

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I like the shellfish one.

My anesthetist for a heart operation told me that his charges would be substantial.

"Indeed some folks say i charge more than their mechanic." "But I tell them the mechanic doesn't work on your engine while its running."

after gasping. at the first pages of good stuff here, a lame one, wt related to the tacking ship illustration for doctrinal changes:

Tacking against the wind (pneuma, the HS), and now with fewer and fewer ~~kingdom~~ halls, not only a sinking, but an incredible shrinking ship.

hull length will greatly reduce efficient speed.

What do you call a cow that has just given birth?

Decalfinated

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