Jesus walks into a bar............
I have told this joke from the OP to 6 people now and not a single person got it, and I had to explain.
Jesus walked into a bar...
by Slidin Fast 30 Replies latest social humour
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Stealth
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Slidin Fast
Stealth, sorry but I liked it.
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NewYork44M
Is there any way I can recover the time I lost by reading these jokes?
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NewYork44M
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture
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NewYork44M
Why do the ladies love Jesus so much? Because he was hung and promises a second coming.
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NewYork44M
my apologies
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nicolaou
What's the difference between an elder and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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stuckinarut2
All places of religious worship have banned the use of Pokémon Go.
They hate it when people go chasing after imaginary creatures...
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undercover
A priest and a member of his flock are playing golf. During the round the man missed a putt, 'goddam it! I missed' says the man.
The priest replies, 'my son, please do not curse in the name of god'
'I'm sorry, Father, it won't happen again'
A couple holes later, the man misses another putt. 'Goddam it! I missed!' Again the priest rebukes him and tells him, 'if you curse like that again, God will strke you down with a bolt of lightening'. Again the man apologizes and promises to never curse again.
On the 18th hole, the man misses a birdie putt to end the round. 'Godam it!! I missed!'
Suddenly the sky grew dark, black clouds formed. A bolt of lightening flashed across the course. When the smoke cleared, there lay the priest dead on the ground, his clothes singed, smoke rising from his dead body. A voice from the heavens was heard, 'Godam it! I missed!'
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