by James Mixon 17 Replies latest jw friends
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Yea the purpose of marriage was "to multiply and become many". So once the resurrection occurs and jehober, in his exquisite display of love for mankind, resurrects everyone that died before Armageddon, the friggin earth will be full. No need for "multiplying and becoming many". No need for marriage, no need for sex. Hell---we'll be in Paradise bro.
just saying!
since the resurrected ones do not marry, then we must presume they would be without, navel, sex hormones and other means or need to initiate mating rituals,--then my trophy wife will be finally free from unwanted passes? but then on second thought,
the resurrected ones will be like angels, and look what they precipitated, before the flood, a disaster even everest could not escape dry, (tears of laughter)
Whats worse is that because the wt dosent teach that people have unique souls nobody is "resurrected". They are instead copies of The original who think they are the original
I think the elders are gonna have their work cut out dealing with some of the "Ancient Worthies"!!!
Solomon will go from 700 wives to ZERO wives in the New system....oh er...and I can't imagine him taking too kindly to being " assigned" somewhere to live by some pompous window cleaner.
LOTT's wife won't be to happy when she meets the grandkids/stepkids!!
David's gonna deal with Bathsheba fighting with all the jw pioneer " fangirls" LoL!!
Which family will JOB choose - original wife or replacement wife ( don't think wife no.1 will be too happy to learn she was killed for a BET)
Then there's Abraham demanding SLAVE girls to shack up with....
And we will see this, "honey I'm home from being dead!! What do you mean you remarried? That's BS, death or adultery makes it free for you to remarry you knew I would be coming back after my death. You are a A-hole and who is the B--- you married????? First day in paradise......
MOrpheus Whats worse is that because the wt dosent teach that people have unique souls nobody is "resurrected". They are instead copies of The original who think they are the original
How is that the same person jw apologists?????
That's the problem With Watchtower, no philosophers to think their absurd theology through. Its not for nothing mainstream religions came up with the non physical soul. There's no other logical option if its to be the eternal life of the *same* person
Diogenesister: good points......
They are instead copies of The original who think they are the original
LOL. Sort of like in the movie "The Prestige", then?
