If This Place Was A Congregation, Who Would Be The Elders, MS and CO's?

minimus

I know some of you hate the idea of JWD being like a congregation but just for fun, let's imagine who would "serve" as the elders (Presiding Overseer, Secretary, Service Overseer) etc. and what "privileges" you would be given.

searchfothetruth

I'd be the microphone attendant and miss out the people who's answers didn't agree with the official line ( i.e. mine )

Brummie

Well I'd be given car park duty, and I'd stay out there the whole meeting, and I'd consider it all joy.

Brumm

integ

i think i'm already on public reproof here...cuz i feel i'm being shunned sometimes, because i still attend meetings occasionally.

Brummie

Integ there are a few who still attend meetings that post here, they are all cool dudes, dont feel so bad about it, you go at your own pace in life, I vote you to be an MS on this thread...I havent got the heart to put you as an elder, too cruel. :)

Brummie

expatbrit

I would be the guy getting reproved in the library for making jokes that the elders consider "inappropriate for a Christian."

Expatbrit

JT

Well I'd be given car park duty, and I'd stay out there the whole meeting, and I'd consider it all joy.

hey i'm with you on that one

Uzzah

I would make Minimus the Watchtower study conductor.

They always asked lots of extra questions just for the sake of asking questions.

(inappropriate insult deleted)

Uzzah

minimus

Uzzah, I would put you in charge of the music. I hated doing the WT. I forgot too many names. You would have liked my WT. and bookstudy. I always ended early.

Reborn2002

I have liked your recent posts minimus, but this one is asking for trouble.

I would have to say Simon would undoubtedly be the congregation overseer LOL

Moderators would be elder, seeing as in how they can edit your posts and what you say and elders in the congregation teach you what to say and how to think.

MS would be the people with 5000+ posts.

I however would be the young adult who parades around the bathroom, hallway, and back school during meetings and labeled as "bad association"

Or I could behave and get assigned parking lot security duty so I could go outside to my car during the meeting and listen to football, baseball, or basketball games or music.

If This Place Was A Congregation, Who Would Be The Elders, MS and CO's?

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