I COLLECT QUOTES. . . Here are some of my favorites

by Terry 84 Replies latest jw friends

  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    He wrapped himself in quotations - as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.

    Rudyard Kipling


  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    I had a fortune cookie that said"

    Pay premium price the first time.....cry only once.

  • talesin
    talesin

    May you have an interesting life.

    ~ traditional Asian curse (not sure if it's Chinese or other ethnicity/nationality)

  • Wild_Thing
  • Wild_Thing
    Wild_Thing
    There's a skinny woman inside me dying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with some chocolate.
  • JRK
    JRK
    Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.- Frank Zappa
  • zeb
    zeb
    "To fault democracy converse with the average voter for five minutes" wlsc
  • kaik
    kaik

    My grandmother wrote her quotes into notepad. Some of my favorites were:

    • In your old age is fully revealed how hard did your work on yourself through the life.
    • Small children are stepping on your lap, grown children on your heart.
    • For every swine, there is a butcher.
    • If I have to go to hell, lets ride there on the nice horse
    • If you are angry at God, beat up the priest.
    • Bad doctor makes grave digger happy
    • Sickness arrives on horse, crawls out on turtle
    • Guest to your house, God to your house, guest to your house, club to your hand
    • What is not given from above, it can't be purchased in the drugstore
    • One father can feed ten children, ten children can't feed one father

    Last one was:

    For money you can buy a house, but not a home; food, but not a taste; bed, but not a sweet dream; whore, but a not a love; wine but not a conscience; book, but no wisdom.

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    For the ladies ,

    " It is better to be looked over , than overlooked ."

    " When I`m good I`m very good but when I`m bad I`m even better "

    Mae West

    You can bring a horse to water but you can`t make it drink .

    " Two Wong`s don`t make a white " Australian Politician (White Australia Policy)

    "The white man speaks with a forked tongue" American Indian

    smiddy

  • Sabin
    Sabin

    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

    If you cant give the things you own away, then you don't own them, they own you.

    When they stop talking to you that's when they start talking about you. The Bastards.

    I never went to bed with an ugly man, but I've woke up next to a few.

    I'm the kind of dirty you cant wash off.

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