I COLLECT QUOTES. . . Here are some of my favorites

by Terry 84 Replies latest jw friends

  • Annon
    Annon

    “To be is to do - Socrates

    To do is to be - Sartre

    Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra”

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    “Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”

    - Kurt Vonnegut (I think)




  • ULFBERHT
    ULFBERHT

    "There are three types of lies: Lies, damn lies, and statistics".

    -Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    “We all feel inadequate very often. It’s only when it gets chronic that it is disturbing to one’s emotions and can get out of hand and make you pretty damn miserable.”
    Taylor Caldwell, Testimony of Two Men



  • fedup
    fedup

    It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled

    -Mark Twain

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    Sex is like playing Bridge.

    If you don't have a good partner you need a good hand.

    Rub a Dub

  • bamse
    bamse
    There is more happiness in giving than getting. Particularly kittens.
  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    You can't fall off the floor.

    Rub a Dub

  • stillin
    stillin

    And another from Mark Twain:

    i prefer Heaven for the climate, but Hell for the company.

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    You can't polish a turd.

    Rub a Dub

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    The size of a racing stripe in ones shorts is directly proportional to the number of green apples eaten.

    Rub a Dub

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