You might have been a JW if... (page 3)

If you put off having kids to pioneer until you were in your late 30s and now regret the not having the family you really wanted.

..... you disagree with the dictionary's definition of the word apostate.

.... anytime a "brother" or "sister" relates a story that seems to be a "blessing", you respond with, "That's Jehovah. Isn't he good?"

...you turned down a full tuition scholarship to a good university because you didn't want to become the family disappointment

You think Oral and Anal sex is a sin even though you DESPERATELY want them!

Your tuesday night was thursday and thursday night was tuesday when the c.o. arrived and every bump in the night had to be a demon

If you regularly visit JEHOVAHS-WITNESS.COM

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If the word "worldly" automatically triggers anxiety...

...you might be a Jehovah's Witness.

If you have trouble remembering which weekday it is without some kind of benchmark...

...you might be a Jehovah's Witness.

If little blue garden gnomes make you nervous...

...you might be a Jehovah's Witness.

If you had to go to the library working on a “project” while your classmates celebrates a birthday or a holiday, you might have been a JW 😒

If you cant remember your own birthday.

You might have been a JW if...