With apologies to Charlie Daniels:
Well, the train to Armaggedon is runnin' right on time
And them Governin' Body boys are cookin' up in Brookline
People up in Wallkill can't be still
When ol' Freddy Franz is prophesying up in Bethel
People all over Jah's earth come from near and far
To watch da Judge sippin' on that whiskey jar
So gather 'round, gather 'round chillun'
Get down, well just get down chillun'
Get loud, well you can be loud and be proud
Well you can be proud, hear now
Be proud you're a jaydubya
'Cause the King of the North's gonna rise again
Milton Henschel propped up on a bale of hay
He ain't good lookin', but he sure can pray
And there's N.H. Knorr and you can't forget
That old brother Sydlik's gettin' God blest
And all the good people out in the field
Are diggin' bighead Teddy and C.T.R.
So gather 'round, gather 'round chillun'
Get down, well just get down chillun'
Get loud, well you can be loud and be proud
Well you can be proud, hear now
Be proud you're a jaydubya
'Cause the King of the North's gonna rise again