top ten worst pick-up lines (page 4)

blackout

For me the best pick up is a guy who is a good dancer dancing with me and then electric eye contact.

Aztec

and the 5 pints had nothing to do with it!

Sure...

~Aztec

ballistic

ho ho ho - well let me just remember as much as I can of it as a very special weekend ok? Any more women who want to chat me up I'm organising a ticket system!

teenyuck

ROTFL!!! Those were funny!!

asleif_dufansdottir

Women don't have to use pick up lines. We just point and say "you".
~Aztec

LOLOLOLOL Don't forget my all-time favorite and most successful: "You, with the penis! On the bed! Now!"

hippikon

Excuse me – I think my contact lens just fell down the front of your blouse.

Are you the one from the dateing agency?

neverthere

Ok, worst I got:

Hey, I can give you something you've never had.

I responded,

No thanks I don't want VD

Agent Double- O- Soul

whenever a woman coughs say

"that's a nasty cough, you need to go home and rub some Vick on your chest, hi my names Vic".

"I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest?"

"
		Is your last name Jacobs by any chance ?? because your a real cracker."

"
		Since you lost your virginity, can I play with the box it came in?"

"I'm a tour guide. want to tour my place?"

"What makes love like a tiger and winks?" [She doesn't know]. You Wink

"Can I have a photo of u, so Santa knows exactly what I want for Christmas."

"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

"I lost my virginity, can I have yours?"

Walk up to a girl and say

"You see my friend over there? He wants to know if u think I'm good looking"

"do you have a plaster? I think I scraped my knee when I fell for you"

 "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"

 "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?"

"those are nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?"

 "If you were a burger at McDonalds, I'd call you McBeautiful"

"My love for you is like diahorrea, I just can't hold it in"

"ur ass is as firm as a basketball can I dribble on it"

(lick finger and wipe on top)"... now then lets get you out of those wet clothes"

"hi, my names doug..thats god with a little bit of u"

"You've got 206 bones in your body!! Want one more??"

"I've lost my bed can I sleep in yours?"

"I'V FORGOT YOUR NAME - SO CAN I JUST CALL YOU MINE?"

"if u had 11 roses and looked in the mirror u would c the 12 most beautiful things in the world"

"Are u looking for Mr. right? Or Mr. right now?"

"Write on a piece of paper "hot stuff" and drop it in front the girl and say, o u dropped ur name tag"

"did u know they changed the alphabet? they put U and I together"

"that shirt is very becoming on you, but then, if I were on you, I would be coming too"

"you're 2 smooth....I think u need a hump"

"your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten"

"I may not be the best looking man in here, but I'm the only one talking to you"

"Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk past you again?"

"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"

"are you wearing star wars underwear? (no why) cause your arse is out of this world"

Bet 1 or 2 0f those score 10 on the slap-ometer!

Seeyaz......

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qwerty

"You don't sweat much for a fat un"!

Qwerty

greven

Great replies folk!

Sorry I had to abbandon the tread for a few days...

Anyway, I think guys should't use pick-up lines...they are not original and make you look silly and worse make the gal irritated too because you can only comment on her appearance....

Best thing that works: sparking eye contact. period.

Now go and get some practice!

Greven

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